Being stung on the lip by a wasp fucking hurts. I know this, because it happened to me this evening.
Thank $deity for the Internets though, because hundreds of unverified old-wives' remedies were merely a judicious Google away. It's now much better, thanks - lemon juice really is the business for just about every random problem or malady that can curse your life.
I'm going to try and make more of an effort to post here, but I don't think one of those '10 ways to get more stuff done NOW!' blogs is the way to go (not least because I'm fundamentally very lazy) but I'm a senior software engineer and I ought really to have more to say about what I've encountered over the years working on the internets than I have in the past.
Then again, there's no shortage of self-appointed pundits willing to spout grindingly obvious platitudes about software and software engineering - why should I add myself to their ranks? Can I add anything of worth? Only time will tell.